tigerworm

So what's with all the hype about this guy who lied in his book? I personally didn't read the book... I don't like such heavy stuff. My gal-friend loves the crap though. She reads books like the Kite Runner and anything depressing. I could almost write a best seller if she were the average audience member.

It would be about a Pakistani mute with an eating disorder and corns on his feet. Oh, and he is gay. And Jewish. He wakes up next to a sheep and his pants are down... And that is how it begins.

But back to my pernt (point). My view on Frey is that he is like a city street beggar. Sure, many of them lie to us to get our money. "Oh, I just need a few bucks for my kid's football team," "or I just got laid off" (two years ago) or "need money for the bus." Who cares why they need it. It's pretty low that they have to lie so just give the guy some money. In Frey's case, just give him a few million bucks.

Or, just give your favorite televangelist a few million bucks for telling you he knows what God is thinking about Gay people in New Orleans and where the next earthquake will strike. Or pay the President some extra for telling us Al Qaeda is in Iran (well, now they are).

We are a culture that loves to be lied to.
It gives us a rationalization for our behavior. "Yes, baby, I love you... now let's get it on. Oh, and what was your name again?"

And how many of you lie to yourselves about why you do what you do?

Give the guy a break for lying already.
People scam and cheat all the time. At least he inspired people to loath him so much they felt better about their own pathetic lives for a moment or two (or for the weeks it took them to finish reading that clunky and uninspired writing style of his.

And Oprah?? Shame on her for saying she doesn't care if he lies and then turning around and judging him. She is just doing what she feels is going to please the public. Like buying us cars. Actually, that would be okay with me. Sorry, Oprah. Now, can I have a car??

So lie to us. Just don't be so stupid to pretend you relied on the lies and be shocked. You are just asking for it!! (Otherwise we would expect more from our parents, schools, politicians, religious leaders and ourselves).

Love,
Tigerwormdemocratvegetarianmonkeypumpernicklejellydonut. (You can just call me tigerworm)

Current Mood: annoyed

So I was watching "Rize" with my girlfriend. As energetic, young city kids "crumped" their little hearts out, our kittens lay on us languid. We ate yogurt. I had low fat cherry and she ate vanilla. She was not very happy with her yogurt.

This is my second blog. Isn't it amazing? I want to thank all the people who have been writing me fan comments. I'm not sure why none of you have sent them to me yet, but when you are done composing and perfecting them, please send away!

BTW, my little kitten is sleep twitching. I wonder who first said the word "poopy"...

Wow, is this a great second blog entry. HEY! I said "blog" just like a young hipster... Well I will amaze you with further entries another time.

Later on, fans.

Current Mood: apathetic

So there we were, the former Governor of a state (not mentioned) and I. In Puerto Rico. Drinking too much rum, playing pool--kicking ass at that... We high fived, "man hugged" and then sang The Village People's "YMCA" at Karaoke together, danced and just let loose.

I meant to tell him that he was the funnest Governor I ever hung with, but I forgot to. In fairness, I only partied with one other Governor, but I'm sure he was funner.

Crap, I just remembered that I owe him two hundred bucks. That's sort of a long story there, but I have to remember to get back with him on that... Oh well, will have to do it again some time, Gov -- and you know who you are. Peace!

Current Mood: amused